world of johnny

about me

I AM COOL

i like computers and the internet and cars and flip phones and watches and the playstation 2. i am an international rap sensation^{[citation needed]} and flawless programmer^[1] and i think that if your website does not look like mine then it is shitty. also if it uses javascript "frameworks" its double shitty

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I LIKE MONEY

i have a paypal that you should give money to. i will give you nothing in return.
also see: SCAM token

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I HAVE COMPUTERS

i've got like, at least 15 computers and 1 of them even works!

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I AM A PHILANTHROPIST

my grandma bought a sandwich for a homeless dude once and like i didnt pay for it but i thought it was cool

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I AM A WELL-RECOGNIZED PHOTOGRAPHER

i bought a coworker's dad's photography page and started using it for my photos (taken using patented EdCam technology) you should check it out sometime edhardy.ca

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I PLAY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER

i play solitare and minecraft and minesweeper and stuff like that